Pinch Me, I’m Streaming

Why do female cartoon characters always have long eyelashes? Is that really my gender’s defining characteristic? Where do those cute bunnies, shaggy puppets and cartoon dogs get the mascara? I haven’t worn it since middle school. Dinosaur Train, for God’s sake. Pteranodons! Even the smart shows do this. Which brings me to my point: IContinue reading “Pinch Me, I’m Streaming”